We're not dead, yet. Just on tour. ******************************************************** News Update ******************************************************** Once more into the Valley of Death ride the Brothas, as we all gear up for our summer tour launches and Shed fly-bys. As usual, we are turning off the shopping cart during the summer season. To clarify: YES, YOU CAN STILL GET SHIRTS AND PAY WITH PAYPAL, BUT WE ARE ONLY TAKING ORDERS BY EMAIL, just like we always do in the summer. This is so we can communicate with you personally about how long the shipping will take before you send us money. Sometimes the wait may be 2-3 weeks before one of us is on a tour break and able to ship swag. So once again, here's how it works: Email us (really, we don't bite) at shirts@thisgigsucks.com with your address, order, and size. We'll get back to you shortly with an estimated shipping date and total cost. You paypal us (thisgigsucksswag@aol.com is the address for payments). Don't use paypal? We'll work that out. As scheduled, we'll mail your swag to you. Easy. We still, of course, ship internationally, although shipping costs vary by country. A few more quick notes: You'll note that despite the small postal hike in May, we have not changed our shipping rates to our customers. We're not that cool, just lazy. It's summer, which means riding during your breaks, right? WEAR YOUR FUCKIN' HELMET. Seriously, don't be an ass. Somebody, somewhere, loves you and will be sorry when you splatter your head on the pavement. Why put them through that, even if you don't give a shit? Be good to the Local crews. Exactly as the band can't do it without Roadies, the Roadies can't do it without the Locals, so be good to your guys, even if they are only your guys for 18 hours. And yes, sometimes they fuck up. Don't you? The band doesn't tear your head off every time you blow it, so pay that forward. If that's not enough motivation, consider this: most Roadies will someday retire to be Locals, and some Locals will graduate to the Road. Think about it. Have a good summer, tour hard, and make all that green 'hay' while we got the sun! Travel safe, from our crew to yours, DK, LG, BC, TK ThisGigSucks.com ******************************************************** As always: Roadie Photo CONTEST WINNER POSTED. Go the the contest page for details! International customer? We of course ship internationally but those costs will vary by country, so please email us directly at shirts@thisgigsucks.com with your shirt order and address BEFORE making any payment through paypal. If you have any questions or issues, please email us at shirts@thisgigsucks.com. Peace, Ya'll. ********************************************************

I know this looks like fun, but THIS IS MY JOB. Kindly do not fuck with me. There is no such thing as a 'Rigging Designer' because RIGGING IS NOT FOR PUSSIES I know this looks like fun, but THIS IS MY JOB. Kindly do not fuck with me. No Picks, No Sticks, No Set Lists, Beat it. Bad Roadie No Redbull I AM WORKING Don't ever talk to me and get the fuck away from my console got points?

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Our shipping policy is still the ridiculously simple, friendly concept that every domestic order costs $6 to ship, flat rate. We don't care where you live in the US, or how many shirts you're ordering. Some websites' shipping costs are complicated and often hidden until the end of the checkout procedure, when they're sure you've taken so much time that you won't back out. That pisses us off, and that's why we post our shipping rate on the Welcome Page. All websites that post shipping costs the unfriendly way can kiss our asses. (See how much friendlier we are?)

Shipping is by the US Postal Service, to keep costs down to YOU. Their stated delivery window is 7-10 business days, although sometimes it's faster.

International customer? We of course ship internationally (we get an especially large number of orders from Sweden, for some reason) but those costs will vary by country, so please email us directly at shirts@thisgigsucks.com with your shirt order and address BEFORE making any payment through paypal.

Which brings up another point: Friends, this is a business run from the road. Working crews all know what that means, but I'll elaborate for the few punters who stumble onto this site (read: non-touring people) and also all you ex-roadies who've retired to cushy House Gigs (read: sitting in front of your T-1 line computer, coffee machine, and TV in your "office" backstage, you-know-who-you-are!). We are on tour. This means we don't have internet access every day. Sometimes it just means we're on a long bus ride, or at an especially bad gig, or just having an especially hard couple of show days. We won't leave you hanging, and we promise we'll let you know when your swag shipped, but don't go crazy if you haven't heard from us in 24 or 48 hours.

All our swag is printed on 6.1 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, which is the heaviest weight swag made (ask your merch guy or gal if you don't believe us). We've sent ours through a million fluff-and-folds, and it holds up, so buy with confidence.

Not all shirts are available in every size all the time. If you don't see your size for a particular shirt, it means we're temporarily sold out. Feel free to email us if you want to be notified when a certain size and style comes in at shirts@thisgigsucks.com.

Everyone be careful out there in 2008. This is a hazardous business, Brothas & Sisters, and your motorcycle should kill you, not your gig.

-DK, LG, BC, TK, and the rest of the crew of
ThisGigSucks.com
The Original swag site for Roadies, by Roadies

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