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We're not dead, yet. Just on tour.

THIS JUST IN:

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GOT HOODIE? You guys have bugged us forever about getting hoodies for winter gigging, so here they are, hot off the swag printing presses! They are available in our most popular design [by far] : "I know it looks like fun, but THIS IS MY JOB...kindly don't fuck with me" in sizes L, XL, and 2X, with our URL logo on the front. Our hoodies are, like our T-shirts, the highest quality available: the Gildan "Ultra Blend" 12.1 oz cotton/poly blend (so no shrinkage). They have the usual draw-string hood and big center front pocket to keep your hands warm or hide beer. These hoodies are perfect in so many situations: that crap outdoors gig, the theatre freezing because the damn roll-up is open all day, the 'polar-floor' laid over the ice in the arena, or knocking over a 7-11 (Don't worry that your face isn't completely covered...you are going to get busted anyway when they post the surveillance footage on YouTube). Plus, everyone knows nothing says 'I love you' during the holidays like a soft, warm, fuzzy new hoodie with an obscenity on it. Also, check it: our shipping policy HAS NOT changed! So, it's still $6 an order, no matter how many T-shirts, Hoodies, or combinations thereof you buy. You can't beat that deal, so gear up, Roadie.
Here's hoping you get home for whatever holidays you celebrate, Brothas (and Sistas).
From our crew to yours,
DK, LG, BC, TK

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News Update:
  • Roadie Photo CONTEST WINNER POSTED. Go the the contest page for details!
  • We're trying to help everybody out with their holiday shopping, so we're doing the shopping cart thing through the holidays this year. We don't guarantee that this will get your shirts to you any quicker, but it will get your money to us much quicker. Seriously, since summer tour is over, and we have some time to kill, we'd thought we try out the paypal payment thing for a while. If you like it, let us know. If you hate it, definitely let us know, and we'll go back to the email plan.
  • International customer? We of course ship internationally but those costs will vary by country, so please email us directly at shirts@thisgigsucks.com with your shirt order and address BEFORE making any payment through paypal.
  • As always, if you have any questions or issues, please email us at shirts@thisgigsucks.com.

Peace, Ya'll.

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There is no such thing as a
'Rigging Designer' because
RIGGING IS NOT FOR PUSSIES

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I know this looks like fun, but
THIS IS MY JOB.
Kindly do not fuck with me.

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No Picks,
No Sticks,
No Set Lists,
Beat it.

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Bad Roadie
No Redbull

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I AM WORKING
Don't ever talk to me
and get the fuck away from my console

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got points?

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Our shipping policy is still the ridiculously simple, friendly concept that every domestic order costs $6 to ship, flat rate. We don't care where you live in the US, or how many shirts you're ordering. Some websites' shipping costs are complicated and often hidden until the end of the checkout procedure, when they're sure you've taken so much time that you won't back out. That pisses us off, and that's why we post our shipping rate on the Welcome Page. All websites that post shipping costs the unfriendly way can kiss our asses. (See how much friendlier we are?)

Shipping is by the US Postal Service, to keep costs down to YOU. Their stated delivery window is 7-10 business days, although sometimes it's faster.

International customer? We of course ship internationally (we get an especially large number of orders from Sweden, for some reason) but those costs will vary by country, so please email us directly at shirts@thisgigsucks.com with your shirt order and address BEFORE making any payment through paypal.

Which brings up another point: Friends, this is a business run from the road. Working crews all know what that means, but I'll elaborate for the few punters who stumble onto this site (read: non-touring people) and also all you ex-roadies who've retired to cushy House Gigs (read: sitting in front of your T-1 line computer, coffee machine, and TV in your "office" backstage, you-know-who-you-are!). We are on tour. This means we don't have internet access every day. Sometimes it just means we're on a long bus ride, or at an especially bad gig, or just having an especially hard couple of show days. We won't leave you hanging, and we promise we'll let you know when your swag shipped, but don't go crazy if you haven't heard from us in 24 or 48 hours.

All our swag is printed on 6.1 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, which is the heaviest weight swag made (ask your merch guy or gal if you don't believe us). We've sent ours through a million fluff-and-folds, and it holds up, so buy with confidence.

Not all shirts are available in every size all the time. If you don't see your size for a particular shirt, it means we're temporarily sold out. Feel free to email us if you want to be notified when a certain size and style comes in at shirts@thisgigsucks.com.

Everyone be careful out there in 2007. This is a hazardous business, Brothas & Sisters, and your motorcycle should kill you, not your gig.

-LG, DK, TK, and the rest of the crew of
ThisGigSucks.com
The Original swag site for Roadies, by Roadies
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